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Post by TheBartender on Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:07 pm

Hello there, I have been playing Zombie master for about two years. My stats are currently all 18 except for HP Bonus, I am currently working on that. I know I was spamming the microphone a bit there but thats done with now so its cool.

I am a male, If I do get accepted i just want my name to be [ƒcƒc] Bartender.

Alittle bit about myself uhm.... I am Eighteen years old and currently going for a Master's Degree in Earth and Space sciences, Going to be applying to try and join the Peace Corps. and/or Red Cross program within two years. Afterwards I plan on becoming an Earth and Space teacher, Teaching 9th grade and a member of the International Astronomers Union. If you need to know anything about Astronomy feel free to ask.



So uhm well thats basically me. Hope I get accepted but that is up to you.
*Accepted! Then... REJECTED.... then *ACCEPTED AGAIN!*


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Post by Furry Fucia on Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:25 pm

Copy/Paste

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Post by Game Zombie on Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:58 pm

Furry Fucia wrote:Copy/Paste

:3
He said he tried that didn't work :l
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Post by Furry Fucia on Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:03 pm

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Re: Application - The Bartender

Post by Psycho on Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:08 am

So....you say your keyboard does not have a numblock and an ALT key, or a CTRL and a C and V key?

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Post by SofaKingHot on Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:33 am

His bio. is actually an interesting read. I say quickly edit your post to fix the [ƒcƒc], and also tell us in a list your stats (what is the level of your HP Bonus). Then before Sparky Bio gets in here, will all edit our replies and act like none of this happened. Capiche? Well I can edit mine for you.

P.S. - Also i'm jealous of your name. [ƒcƒc] Bartender has a nice ring to it.

P.P.S. - I'm suppose to be on vacation for school work, and I got school in less than an hour and a half.. Guess i'm crazy in love with [ƒcƒc]!
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Re: Application - The Bartender

Post by Teh Idiot on Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:57 am

I assume your name is based off the Bartender in Stalker?

Nah, It probably isn't.

Looks good to me, but I am not Sparky, also, Why are the stars so pretty at night? :3

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Re: Application - The Bartender

Post by TheBartender on Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:06 pm

Furry Idiot wrote:I assume your name is based off the Bartender in Stalker?

Nah, It probably isn't.

Looks good to me, but I am not Sparky, also, Why are the stars so pretty at night? :3



lol because they are composed of different types of gases, Mostly Hydrogen and helium. they are all different colors because of different Tempuratures. The cooler the star the redder it is, the Hotter the star the bluer it is.

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Post by Hot-Shot on Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:14 pm

I've seen him in game and apart from the mic spam I didn't observe anything annoying. Also the mic spam wasn't really that annoying :CatSmile:
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Post by Teh Idiot on Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:49 pm

TheBartender wrote:



because they are composed of different types of gases

Why am I not pretty then?! curse you science!

Lol, I've played with you before though, and afaik You're cool.

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Post by Psycho on Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:50 pm

I'd say let this guy in, so he can have some fun time in ƒcƒc before he gets shot for food rations!

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Post by [ƒcƒc]± Furry Blue on Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:32 pm

Humor me then,

Seeing as you claim understand quite a bit about astronomy and astrophysics. Why don't you give me an educated opinion on my theory on exactly how the universe could have formed and the big bang occurred.

First a little run-down on the background to the idea

Essentially the scientific explanation for the creation of galaxies and solar systems at this point is that an insanely long time ago, a massive explosion occurred creating all matter as we know it.

Since each and every particle created has gravity (and gravity exists over an infinite distance, it only lessens with distance). The frictionless environment of space allowed those minuscule forces to pull together small particles one at a time; as the particles got closer and closer, the forces added onto one another to pull in more particles faster from large distances away. After a while (hundreds of thousands of years) The Immense amount of particles (trillions upon trillions) formed planets and stars as we know it, depending on which particles were pulled together.

Hence after this all happens, we have a vast unimaginable amount of solar systems and galaxies that make up our entire universe,



Now this is where my Theory comes in, (mind you i haven't taken any classes specially designed around astrology so i may be wrong in some areas)

If gravity continues to exist over an infinite distance, no matter how much the pull decreases with distance, it will always exist.

Wouldn't this mean that eventually, like the original particles that made up the newborn universe, our planets/stars/celestial objects that we know today, will all slowly and surely be pulled together, possibly forming bigger masses that would result in "Super" Planets or Stars. Obviously after this happens for another insanely large amount of time, all the masses in the universe would eventually be pulled together in one location.

The unimaginable amount of matter that would congeal in this one location would create a gravity so immense that it would make a black hole (Crushing gravity that can even pull in light) look like child's play.

Considering how much gravity that would be, i could only assume that with so much energy crushed and compacted into a single space, the only option would be for it all to violently react.

In a massive explosion of course. Resulting in temperatures so hot that they would literally Fuse or separate atoms, forming a random configuration of gases and matter that would be spewed across the vast reaches of that now empty space. Considering we can fuse Hydrogen together to form helium on earth, I'm sure the opposite is possible, while its also possible to do the same for any other element.

Essentially, a Big bang.

Meaning... the universe has been, and will go on forever.



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If you can respond intelligently to this , you are completely welcome to join this clan, i don't even care what your stats are.
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Re: Application - The Bartender

Post by Sparky Bio on Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:51 pm

Sparky was going to reject him, but he successfully disproved my entire theory. Then i proved my theory even BIGGER.
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[ƒcƒc]± Blue: sup bartender
The bartender: Hey there dude.
The bartender: Just read your post.
The bartender: See, What you were describing with all particles eventually forming a singularity is a real theory.
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: o-0 damni
The bartender: Its called "The Big Crunch"
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: *sigh* first i come up with a theory about infinite realities, and seems someone already got that one
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: now this
The bartender: And actualy I think it was in 2008 we have found from the Chandra Observatory
[ƒcƒc]± Blue is now playing Left 4 Dead 3. Click here to join.
The bartender: That this theory is false, Even though gravity is present everywhere. Their is another force known as Dark Matter within our universe. It is affecting and rapidly pulling everything apart.
Game Zombie: don't say lies like that to scare people bartender :P
The bartender: Lol I am not lying.
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: I know about dark matter
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: Although thats quite intresting
The bartender: Eventually (Within one trillion Earth Years) Everything will be so far apart if you were to look outside at night into the sky it would be dark, No stars would be visible.\
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: A Force that pushes instead of pulls
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: Obviously that would mean that similar to magnets, gravity has an opposite too?
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: it makes sense.
The bartender: Yes.
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: Hmmm
The bartender: We do not fully understand Dark Energy or Matter but we are learning more.
The bartender: Want to know somthing?
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: Sure
The bartender: We have learned that the entire known universe is being pulled to a location that we cannot see.
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: (also, you're like officialy in [ƒcƒc])
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: gratz!
The bartender: Thank you.
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: Anyone who can converse on subjects intelligently like that, obviously is intelligent enough to be a part of the clan ^.^
The bartender: Heh thanks Blue.
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: Hmm, intresting about the pulling part
The bartender: Want to know the location in the night sky?
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: Hmmm
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: Then take this addition to my theory
The bartender: Their is an object with such a force beyond what we can see, If you were to be in the Southern Hemisphere in Early June. Find the constellation Libya.
The bartender: Its right in the middle of the constellation. Whatever this thing is, Its moving everything to it.
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: Well, question here
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: If say you take my theory
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: and realize that space is infinite
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: then, couldn't this be happening across infinity?
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: so millions of universes are expanding and contracting
The bartender: Hmm.....
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: exploding and forming
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: and then
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: those universes could combine too
The bartender: Have you heard of the Multi-verse?
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: Maybe
The bartender: Multiple Universes
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: But, we are then being pulled in by a huge universe
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: off somewhere beyond sight
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: which is actually other universes like ours, combined
The bartender: Each one with distinct properties unique to that universe, So in every Universe Gravity would not pull objects
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: Well, thats the theory of .... uhhh
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: i dono, infinite universes each with a difference? right
The bartender: See an example is like... In one universe gravity explodes
The bartender: Very exotic things like that.
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: of course
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: in all honesty
The bartender: Yes?
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: i came up with this idea myself when i was 10 or so,
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: and then raged when albert einstien seemed to have beat me to it
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: or.. whoever came up with it :P
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: i was explaining it to a friend one day, and hes like "oh hey thats ********"
The bartender: Its good to learn at a young age. The first Astronomy book I read was actually in the field of Astrobiology. I recommend it. Want the name?
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: No, intrested in prosthetics and cybernetics here
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: planning on creating an enterprise to rival microsoft, in the principles of medical robotics and cybernetics
The bartender: Thats interesting, I am currently taking a class in Robotics right now.
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: Possibly Human proxies, aswell as complete full body replacements.
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: Essentially, Irobot. Cept i haven't chosen will smith yet
The bartender: I am interested in Earth and Space sciences (All of them) , Philosophy and Spiritual Philosophy.
The bartender: Interesting.
The bartender: Have you heard of the Nanotech robots that the government is working on?
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: I'm sure they are working on tons of things
The bartender: They are miscroscopic and are injected directly into the blood stream. Their main reason of existence is to repair the body as it either Breaks down or gets destroyed.
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: Yep
The bartender: They clinically make the host immortal.
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: They also run off of your own energy
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: meaning you need to eat
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: and drink
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: still
The bartender: Yes.
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: also
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: i thought of this before
The bartender: Estimated Completin time is 2040 for those little buggers. Heh.
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: these micromachines would mean that the human bodies requirement for food would increase
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: which means that quickly
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: if these became massively availible
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: food shortages would arrive
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: i could see food wars erupting
The bartender: Ah yes but these ones would replace blood cells and such, The Heart would not have to work as hard and the energy that is taken for the heart is rerouted to the robots
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: you cant replace blood cells
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: that wont work
The bartender: Hmm....
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: you can add them
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: and they could replace antibodies possibly
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: but
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: they also could not stop disease
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: or
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: viruses
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: they would be very limited
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: Simply old age
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: BUT
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: assuming i've got my shit down by then
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: we will have complete full body robotic replacements
The bartender: oh hold on ZMing
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: with increased human capabilities
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: increased strength, no need to breathe.
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: hopefully i can make it work
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: i could see nanotechnology being a rival
The bartender: Food CLoning
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: No
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: possibly matter conversion though
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[ƒcƒc]± Blue: oh god damnit sparky
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: he just rejected you
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: lol
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: So, across an infinite space
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: we have big bangs everywhere, each contained within its own sector of space
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: which are slowly drifting together.... pulling eachother and affecting eachother over infinite distances
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: you didn't disprove my theory
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: you just made it bigger ^.^
The bartender: Back lol
The bartender: Lol wait Sparky hit reject?
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: lololollololol yep
The bartender: Lol
[ƒcƒc]± Blue: You mind if i post our convo up on the thread?
The bartender: Oh no problem.

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